You did the hard part. Now stop guessing about your hair.

Your Pattern Map

Find your likely pattern tonight. Then 8 weeks of knowing what to eat, what to skip, and what to bring to your doctor.

The Weight Loss Hair Loss Pattern Map

The Weight Loss Hair Loss Pattern Map

The 8-week plan, with or without a GLP-1

Which shed you’re most likely in, a way to eat when you’re not hungry, and one page to hand your doctor. Plus a written Pattern Read from me.

$97USD

Launch price, one payment. It goes up to $197 on Monday, November 30 at 11:59 pm Pacific.

I write every Pattern Read myself, so I take 20 new women a week.

Instant access, in your inbox as soon as your order confirms. Self-paced over 8 weeks, and yours for 12 months.
Covered by the 30-Day Clarity Refund.

Start my Pattern Map

What you walk away with

  • Your likely pattern: Budget Shed, Revealed Pattern or Depletion Drag
  • The Stomach Clock Method: a way to eat on low-appetite days
  • One page for your doctor, plus the labs to ask about
  • Your Pattern Read, written by me. Plus a Week 4 Re-Check.

Plus the Four-System Test and your matched list, the Shed Calendar, the Do-Not-Take List, the Scalp Routine, the Strength Floor, the Shed Tracker and 9 bonuses.

Everything here is valued at $1,570. Your launch price: $97.

Easy to try. Easy to undo.

The 30-Day Clarity Refund

If you’ve done the Shed Check and you still can’t tell which shed you’re in or what to do first, email me within 30 days for a full refund.

The Second-Read Guarantee

If your result doesn’t sound like you, email me your answers. I’ll read them a second time within 48 hours, and we’ll go back and forth until it’s clear.

Individual results vary. This refund is about clarity, not hair growth.

See everything included
  • The 3-Pattern Shed Check and your Personal Pattern ReadWhich pattern your shed most looks like, plus a short written note from me on your result.$197
  • The Four-System Test and Your Matched ListWhich body system is the weak link, and the short list of herbs, food and supplements that fits it.$147
  • The Stomach Clock MethodA front-loaded way to eat with no long fasts, built for low appetite.$147
  • Your Week 4 Pattern Re-CheckI confirm or adjust your likely pattern and your next four weeks.$97
  • The Prescriber and Derm BridgeWho to see for what, and a one-page brief to hand over.$97
  • The Labs Conversation KitSix markers to ask your own doctor about.$67
  • The Shed CalendarWhat many women notice, month by month.$67
  • The Do-Not-Take ListWhat I won’t use for weight-loss shedding, and why.$47
  • The Scalp RoutineGentle scalp care timed for a shedding scalp.$97
  • The Strength FloorTwo or three short sessions a week, built on five moves.$97
  • The Shed Tracker and 8-Week RoadmapA two-minute weekly log and the order for all 8 weeks.$47
  • Bonuses
  • The Old Bottle AuditWhat to pause, keep or check.$67
  • 15 Low-Appetite PlatesSmall, soft, high-protein plates.$47
  • The Nausea ToolkitGinger, P6 acupressure and queasy-day eating.$37
  • The Midlife Pattern PrimerThe Revealed Pattern in perimenopause and menopause.$67
  • The Coming-Off Hair PlanWhat to keep doing if you taper or stop.$97
  • The Staying-the-Course GuideThe early shed, and tracking without spiraling.$37
  • The Stylist ScriptWhat to ask your stylist for.$47
  • Mirror Days: This Is Not VanityRules for bad hair days.$37
  • The Before You Start PlanSix steps for the two weeks before day 1.$27
Total value$1,570

You’re just one pattern away…

Secure checkout through Stripe. Your plan arrives by email as soon as your order confirms.

Questions first? Email gavin@functionalholistic.com. I read these myself.

Gavin Larsen, R.TCM.P., Dr. TCM Dip. Registered TCM Practitioner, not a medical doctor.

Billing details

Your order

Product Subtotal
The Weight Loss Hair Loss Pattern Map™: The 8-Week Plan for Women Losing Weight, With or Without a GLP-1  × 1 $97.00
Subtotal $97.00
Total $97.00 USD

  • Secure checkout through Stripe
  • $97 USD, one payment
  • Instant access by email
  • 30-Day Clarity Refund

See you inside,
Gavin

P.S. Once you’ve done the Shed Check, email me your result. I’ll read it myself and write you a short note on your likely pattern, in plain language, so you can bring it to your doctor if you want to. You have 60 days to send it. At week 4, send me an updated check and I’ll write back again.

Disclaimer. I’m Gavin Larsen, R.TCM.P., Dr. TCM Dip., a Registered TCM Practitioner in British Columbia, Canada, and not a medical doctor. I have more than ten years of clinical experience.

CCHPBC license number 7004333. You can confirm it on the public registry by searching my name or license number.

Pattern Mapping™ is a TCM pattern assessment. It isn’t a medical diagnosis, and it doesn’t replace your doctor, prescriber or dermatologist. The Weight Loss Hair Loss Pattern Map is for education only. Buying it doesn’t create a practitioner-patient relationship.

I don’t prescribe, order labs or give medication advice. Don’t start, stop or change any medication, including a GLP-1, without talking to your prescriber. Talk with your doctor before you change your health plan, including supplements. Individual experiences vary.

The 30-Day Clarity Refund covers the price of the plan. It’s about clarity, not a promise of any hair result.